That you haven't called... :-(

So since I haven't heard from you in days it means.....

that I'm ugly.That's it…That I AM UGLY!
ooooooor That you didn't have a good time, the last time,despite all the other great times before that.

That I'm fat.That I'm wack.That you MUST've noticed all the acne scars on my back.

That I'm boring.That I must've been snoring.

That I shoulda agreed to juice and ginning. That I shoulda known from the beginning.

That you saw my dandruff.That my hands were rough.

That you weren't fully impressed.That you got some issues you need to address.

That I didn't meet the standards of your fellas.That I was overzealous.

That you just haven't called YET.That I'm easy to forget.

That you have a girlfriend.That you have another girlfriend in addition to the one you already told me about.That you noticed my break out.

That I'm not the one.That you're not the one.That I shouldn't have cursed your pork bacon.That I didn't meet your expectation.

That I didn't make you laugh enough.That my bangs had too much fluff.

That you think I'm tryna make you a permanent fixture.That I didn't look like my myspace picture.

That you wouldn't know a great catch if it bit you in the ass.That maybe I was a bit too crass.

That you heard a nasty rumor about me. Or worse,That you heard a nasty truth about me.

That you didn't see greatness beyond my shortcomings.That my outfit wasn't very becoming.

That you felt a little stubble.That my mouth, as always, got me in trouble.

That industry cats are all the same.That athletes are all the same.That accountants are all the same.That post office workers are all the same.That I am the one to blame.That you're just a lame.

That you hated my perfume.That I took too long in the bathroom.

That I made you think too much.That I complimented you too much.That I shoulda let you touch.
That I shouldn'ta let you touch.

That you're intimidated by me.That it was too soon to offer you a key.

That you don't see how great I am.That I like souljah boy AND will.I.am.

That I shouldn'ta commented on the baby seat in your car.That I took that last joke a little too far.

That I looked dumb when I danced.That I shouldn't have brought up words like commitment, integrity AND romance…Or maybe, JUST MAYBE,the fact that you haven't called means... that you just haven't called.

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